Worst of the Worst Crap Jokes

Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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