Worst of the Worst Crap Jokes

What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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