Worst of the Worst Crap Jokes

What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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