Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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