How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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