How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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