How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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