How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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