How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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