I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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