I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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