I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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