If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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