I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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