I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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