Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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