Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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