Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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