Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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