Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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