The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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