The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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