The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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