The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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