The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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