Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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