What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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