What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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