What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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