What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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