What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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