What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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