What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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