What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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