What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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