What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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