What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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