What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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