What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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