What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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