What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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