What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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