What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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