What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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