What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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