What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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