What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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