What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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