What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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