What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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