What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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