What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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