What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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