What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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