What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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