Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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