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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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