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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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