What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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