Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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