What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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