What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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