Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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