What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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