What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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