What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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