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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?
Because he was under cover.
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The new band called 1023MB.
They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?
Because her mom would make her take it back.
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