How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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