Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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