What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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