How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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