Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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