What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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