What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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