What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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