What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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