What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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