What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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