Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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