What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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