What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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