How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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