When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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