Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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