What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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