Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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