Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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