PMS jokes are not funny...

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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