What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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