How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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