Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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