What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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