What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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