What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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