Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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