How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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