What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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