What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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