There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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