What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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