How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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