What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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