What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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