What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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