What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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