What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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