Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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