What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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