Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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