Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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