What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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