What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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