What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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