What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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