How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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