What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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