What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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