I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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