What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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