How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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