What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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