Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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