A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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