What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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