I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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