Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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