Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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