Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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