Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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