What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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