Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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