There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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