How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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