Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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