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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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