What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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