How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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