A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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