What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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