Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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