What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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