What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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