How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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