I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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