What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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