I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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