How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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