Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.



So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.



What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.



How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.



Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.



Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.



What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.



What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.



How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.



What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026