What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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