What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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