What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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