I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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