What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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