Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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