How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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