What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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