Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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