What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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