What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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