Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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