How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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