What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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