Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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