Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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