What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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