Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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