What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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