How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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