What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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