Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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