Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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