I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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