What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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