I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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