How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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