What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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