What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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