Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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