Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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