I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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