What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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