What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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