What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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