What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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