How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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