How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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