How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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