How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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