What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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