I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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