How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.



What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.



How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.



What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.



Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.



The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.



Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.



What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.



What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.



What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026