Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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