What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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