Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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