Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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