What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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