What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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