How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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