What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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