What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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