How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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