Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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