What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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