What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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