Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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