I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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