I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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