What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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