What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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