Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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