What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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