Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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