What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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