How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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