Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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