What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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