A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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