How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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