What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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