Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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