What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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