What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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