What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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