How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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