How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.



This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.



Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.



What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.



I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.



What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.



Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.



What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.



Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.



How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025