What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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