What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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