Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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