What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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