What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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