What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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