How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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