This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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