Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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