What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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