What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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