What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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