How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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