How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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