What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A seal walks into a club...
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