How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.



Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.



How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.



What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
Canvas not available.



Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.



What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.



Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.



How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.



What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025