What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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