How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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