How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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