Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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