What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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