I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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