What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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