What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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