Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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