Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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