If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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