Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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