Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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