How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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