Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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