What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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