When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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