What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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