What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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