What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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