Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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