A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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