How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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