What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.



What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

Canvas not available.



Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.



I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.



What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

Canvas not available.



Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

Canvas not available.



How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Canvas not available.



Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

Canvas not available.



What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.



Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2022