What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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