What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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