What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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