What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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