What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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