Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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