What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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