How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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