I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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