What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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