What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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