What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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