I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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