What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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