What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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