I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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