I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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