I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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