I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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