I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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