I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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