I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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