I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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