I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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