I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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