I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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