I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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