I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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