I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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