I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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