I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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