I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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