I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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