I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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