I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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