I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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