I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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