I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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