I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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