I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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