I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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