I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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