I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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