I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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