I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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