I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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