I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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