I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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