I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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