I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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