I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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