I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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