I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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