I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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