I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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