I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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