I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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