I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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