I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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