I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

or

Her New Jersey.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At forks in the road.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or