I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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