I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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