I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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