I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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