I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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