I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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