I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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