I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

or