I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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