I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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