I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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