I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!


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They get toad.


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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Put him in the front seat.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A swordfish


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Squeaky clean


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

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