I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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