I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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