I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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