I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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