I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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