I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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