I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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