I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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