I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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