I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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