I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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