I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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