I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or