I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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