I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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