I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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