I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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