I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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To get to the shell station.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You Poke her face.


GOOD		CRAP

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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


GOOD		CRAP

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A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

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On the bottom.


GOOD		CRAP

or