I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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