I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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