I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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