I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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