I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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