I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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