I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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