I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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