I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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