I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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