I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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