I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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