I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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