I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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