I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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