I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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