I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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