I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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