I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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