I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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