I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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