I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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