A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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