A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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