A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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