A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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