A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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