A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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