A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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