A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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