A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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