A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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