A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It scrambled across!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hiss-story


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

or