A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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