A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it turns into a garage.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sandy Claws.


GOOD		CRAP

or