and says make me one with everything.
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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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The price of bacon would go up.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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