A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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