A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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