A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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