A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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