A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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