A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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