A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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