A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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