A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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