A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hope it's Halloween!!


GOOD		CRAP

or