A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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