A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberries!


GOOD		CRAP

or

H2O cubed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or