A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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