A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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