A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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