A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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