A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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