A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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