A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He didn't have any guts!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

CSI


GOOD		CRAP

or