A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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