A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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