A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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