A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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