A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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