A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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