A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He decomposes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ihop


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or