A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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An earthquake.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Address.


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Glass flippers.


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or