A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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