A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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