A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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