A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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