A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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