A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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