A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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