A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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