A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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