A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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