A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!


GOOD		CRAP

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A Moo-sician!


GOOD		CRAP

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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

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A spelling bee!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


GOOD		CRAP

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Stop bugging me


GOOD		CRAP

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