A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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