A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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