A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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