A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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