A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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