A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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