A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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A shampoodle


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In the cemetery


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Fsh


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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