A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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