A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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