A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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