A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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