A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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