A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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