A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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