A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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