A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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