A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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