A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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