A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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