A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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