A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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