A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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