A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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