A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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