A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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