A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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