A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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