A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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