A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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