A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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