A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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