A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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