A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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