A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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