A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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