A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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