A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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