A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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