A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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