A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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