A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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