A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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