A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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