A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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