A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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