A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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