A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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