A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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