A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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