A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.


GOOD		CRAP

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A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can count on me!


GOOD		CRAP

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


GOOD		CRAP

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He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

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Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or