A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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