A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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