A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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