A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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