A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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