A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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