A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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