A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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