A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
Canvas not available.

or


How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025