A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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