A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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