A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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