A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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