A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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