A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026