A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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