A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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