A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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