A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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