A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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