A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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