A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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