A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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