A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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