A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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