A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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