A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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