A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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