A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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