A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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