A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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