A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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or

Because they have a lot of spirit.


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or

Stop bugging me


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or

Discrimination.


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or