A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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