A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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