A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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