A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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