A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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