A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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