A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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