A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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