A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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