A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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