A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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