A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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