A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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