A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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