A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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