A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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