A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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