A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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