A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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