A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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