A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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