A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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