A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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