A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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