A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

The mooseum.


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or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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or

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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or

Bone appetit!


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or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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or

The Trump Card


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or