A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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