A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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