A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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