A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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