A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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