A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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