A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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