A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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