A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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