A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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