A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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