A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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