A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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