A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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