A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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