A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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