A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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