A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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