A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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