A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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