A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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