A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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