A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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