A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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