A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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