A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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