A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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