A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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