A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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