A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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