A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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