A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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