A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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