A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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