A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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