A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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