A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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