A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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