A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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