A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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or

What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison


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or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


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or

We'll see about that."


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or

A bed.


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A Flat Major


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It had too many problems.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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