A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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