A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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