A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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A porcupine with split ends


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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