A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026