A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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