A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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