A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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