A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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