A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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