A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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