A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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