A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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or

Make sure one is a match!


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or

They both have trunks


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or

To see the moosicals


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or

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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or

Because they have a lot of spirit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


GOOD		CRAP

or