A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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