A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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