A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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