A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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