A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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