A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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