A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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