A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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