A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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