A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026