A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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