A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Use a pen.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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There are footprints in the butter.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Your breath!


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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