A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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