A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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