A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Lipstick.


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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When you are eating a watermelon.


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To get his quarterback.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Because they dribble!


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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