A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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