A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Mooooooove over


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Answer: The back of his head.


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A Moo-sician!


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Because it was chicken.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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but enough about Kanye West.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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The same thing Arkansas.


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