A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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