A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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