A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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