A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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