A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Take your foot off his head.


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They get toad.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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To get to the udder side.


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"Trike or Treat"?


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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