A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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