A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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