A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.


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In a snow bank!


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It'll come back to me.


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Igloos it together.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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Finland.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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