A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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