A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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