A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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