A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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