A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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