A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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