A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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