A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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