A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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