A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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