A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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