A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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