A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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Gator-Ade.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Juan by Juan.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or