A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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