A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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