A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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A cow on a skateboard.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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They can hit the high C's!


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A drummer


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Three, but they're really only one.


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