A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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