A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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