A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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