A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster


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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Make America Hate Again.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Pupperoni.


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Minnesoda.


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An impasta


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or

I lava you.


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