A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025