A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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