A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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