A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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In a hambulance.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Jammies!


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A jellycopter


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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