A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


GOOD		CRAP

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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A Missed-steak.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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It saves time in the long run.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

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No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

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Jammies!


GOOD		CRAP

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