A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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