A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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