A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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