A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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