A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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