A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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