A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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