A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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