A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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