A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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