A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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