A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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