A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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