A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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