A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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