A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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