A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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