A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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