A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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