A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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