A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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