A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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