A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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