A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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