A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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