A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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