A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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