A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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