A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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