A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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