A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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