A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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