A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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