A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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