A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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