A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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