A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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