A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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