A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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