A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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