A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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