A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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