A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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