A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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