A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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