A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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