A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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