A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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