A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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