A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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