A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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