A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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