A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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