A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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