A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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