A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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