A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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