A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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