A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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