A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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