A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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