A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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