A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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