A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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