A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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