A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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