A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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