A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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