A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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