A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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