A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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