A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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