A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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