A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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