A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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