A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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