A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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