A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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