A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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