A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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