A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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