A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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