A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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