A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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