A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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