A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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