A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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