A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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