A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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