A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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