A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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