A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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