A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026