A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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