A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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