A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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