A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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