A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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