A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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