A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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