A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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