A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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