A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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