A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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