A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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