A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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