A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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