A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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