A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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