A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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