A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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