A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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