A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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