A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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