A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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