A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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