A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025