A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

All of them


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or

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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or

Because there are too many ears.


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or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thorium.


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or