A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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