A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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