A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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