A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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