A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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