A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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