A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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