A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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