A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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