A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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