A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

and says make me one with everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or