A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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