A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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