A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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