A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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