A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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A swordfish


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Take away his shovel


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He wanted to make a clean getaway!


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Lunch and dinner.


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To the mooooooovies.


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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