A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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