A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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