A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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