A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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