A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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