A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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