A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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