A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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