A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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