A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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