A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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