A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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Porkchop


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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It�s a little fishy.


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Because you can see right through them!


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Stable tennis


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Fsh


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