A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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