A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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