A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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