A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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