A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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