A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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