A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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