A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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