A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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