A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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