A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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