A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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