A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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