A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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