A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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A crane.


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None, because they were copycats


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Twick o tweet


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The Presidential Seal.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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