A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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