A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An astronut.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both extinct.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Accountants know they're boring.


GOOD		CRAP

or