A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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