A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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