A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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