A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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