A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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