A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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