A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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