A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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HeHe


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Fingernails.


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A hush puppy.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or