A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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