A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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