A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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