A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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