A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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