A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

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You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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The cow that jumped over the moon!


GOOD		CRAP

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Their lips are moving.


GOOD		CRAP

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The bucket.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


GOOD		CRAP

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A conversation.


GOOD		CRAP

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