A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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or

The Flea Stooges!


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or

One molar solution.


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or

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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or

No way Hose A.


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or

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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or

Take away the g


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or