A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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