A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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