A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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