A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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