A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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