A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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