A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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