A seal walks into a club...
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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