A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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