A seal walks into a club...
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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