A seal walks into a club...
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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