A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026