A seal walks into a club...
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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