A seal walks into a club...
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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