A seal walks into a club...
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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