A seal walks into a club...
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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