A seal walks into a club...
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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