A seal walks into a club...
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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