A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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