A seal walks into a club...
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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