A seal walks into a club...
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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