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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Big holes all over Australia!
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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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