A seal walks into a club...
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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