A seal walks into a club...
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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