A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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