A seal walks into a club...
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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