A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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