A seal walks into a club...
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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