A seal walks into a club...
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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