A seal walks into a club...
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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