A seal walks into a club...
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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