A seal walks into a club...
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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