A seal walks into a club...
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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