A seal walks into a club...
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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