A seal walks into a club...
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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