A seal walks into a club...
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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