A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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