A seal walks into a club...
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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