A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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