A seal walks into a club...
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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