A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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