A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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