A seal walks into a club...
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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