A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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