A seal walks into a club...
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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