A seal walks into a club...
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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