A seal walks into a club...
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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