A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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