A seal walks into a club...
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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