A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025