A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026