A seal walks into a club...
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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