A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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