A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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