A seal walks into a club...
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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