A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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