A seal walks into a club...
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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