A seal walks into a club...
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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