A seal walks into a club...
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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