A seal walks into a club...
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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