A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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