A seal walks into a club...
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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