A seal walks into a club...
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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