A seal walks into a club...
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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