A seal walks into a club...
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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