A seal walks into a club...
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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