A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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