A seal walks into a club...
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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