A seal walks into a club...
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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