A seal walks into a club...
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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