A seal walks into a club...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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