A seal walks into a club...
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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