A seal walks into a club...
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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