A seal walks into a club...
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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