A seal walks into a club...
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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