A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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