A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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