A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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