A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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