A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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They had reservations.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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coz Donald ducked


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A ferrous wheel.


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