A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!


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Fish and ships.


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A can of people.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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WHAT?


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His heart wasn't in it.


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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Nothing, it just waved.


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