A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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I�ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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With a Tuba glue.


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Silverware.


GOOD		CRAP

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Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

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A blushing zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

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What? You can change light bulbs?


GOOD		CRAP

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A milk truck.


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