A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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He had in his own pews.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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3 blind mice.


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Call a chairman.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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