A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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