A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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