A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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