A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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