A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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