A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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