A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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They stamp their feet.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Deviled eggs.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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