A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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