A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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