A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Steal its chair.


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Sir.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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At the crystal ball.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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