Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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