Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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