Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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