Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026