Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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