Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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