Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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