Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tame way, unique up on it!


GOOD		CRAP

or

ICE ICE Baby......


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where is pop corn?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Many hands make light work.


GOOD		CRAP

or