Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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