Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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