Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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