Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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