Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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