Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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