Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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