Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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