Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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