Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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