Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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