Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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