Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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