Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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