Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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