Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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