Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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