Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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