Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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