Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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