Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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