Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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