Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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