Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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