Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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