Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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