Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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