Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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