Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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