Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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