Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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