Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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