Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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