Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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