Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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