Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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