Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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