Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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