Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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