Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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