Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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