Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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