Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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