Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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