Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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