Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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