Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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