Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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