Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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