Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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