Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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