Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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