Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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