Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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