Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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