Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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