Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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