Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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