Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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