Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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