Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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