Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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